All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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