Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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