the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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