a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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