Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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