Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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