Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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