I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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