D3 body, D1 cock
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
