Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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