i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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