I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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