Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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