Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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