just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
