Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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