she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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