just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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