Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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