well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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