oh god the rape fog is back!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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