I feel like I'm in dance class right now
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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