Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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