i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just forgot I was standing up.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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