Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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