We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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