have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
