just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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