I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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