yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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