What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My first STD was from a foam party
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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