At least make sure they are 18
Why
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You need Xanax blowdarts
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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