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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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