This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Randomize