In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
