Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Pants are for mortals
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
