Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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