Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So vagazzling was a success
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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