i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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