no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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