And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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