had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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