What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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