Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
