i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I have fence marks all over my body
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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