So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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