I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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