There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We need to get me chipped asap
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize