You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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