Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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