I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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