Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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